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Johnson City, TN – Oscillating between cursing out liquor store cashier, Tad Wallup and saying Hail Mary’s to make up...
Pueblo, CO – Reaching for her Irish coffee while attempting to hide the single tear rolling down her face, 4th-grade...
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Salem, MA – After yet another unsuccessful attempt to convince current apartment #304 tenant, 85 year-old blanket-knitter Sandra Wiscow, to...
Apple Valley, MN – Local fathers burst into cheers after learning the city initiative to eliminate milk men from society...
Ithaca, NY – Ignoring the aggravated faces of the short statured reporters in the front row, Cornell University scientist Scarjoe...
Euless, TX – Slowly kicking air to demonstrate proper form for harming the weeping man lying on the ground, Officer...
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Cape Canaveral, FL – While carefully applying their makeup and fidgeting with their hair, NASA scientists Liz Herd and Tom...