Port Orange, FL – Angrily tossing beakers, lab coats, and mice carcasses into an open garbage can, local couple Vivian...
Charlotte, NC – Resolute in his decision, 7 year old Wesley Bottoms felt it was time to tell his parents...
Germantown, TN – Smiling blithely at the increasingly incorrect noises coming from their teenage daughter, Evelyn’s, violin, Hilda & Randall...
Who doesn’t love hearing grownups adult-splain to you what you’re thinking? Just the bestest, right? Nice to finally get their...
Moline, IL – Sporting little more than a crushed libido and dented forehead, Bojangles the kinky birthday piñata was disappointed...
Paterson, NJ – Frowning with indignation, 37-year-old Jim Prawfit expressed obstinate confusion when his friend, Ike Leechthroat informed her that...
ROY, UT – Sensing a life of collared shirts and two forks at dinner, orphan Billy decided to turn down...
MENTOR, OH – Straight-A student and train enthusiast, Waylan Beirut struggled to hold back tears when his parents sat him...
Gainsville, FL – Nursing a tendonitis stricken thumb brought on by incessant Tinder futility, Brett DeMayers mournfully deposits yet another...