To All Unimaginative Pranksters, Stop sending letters to our station claiming you’re stuck in a day-repeating time loop and imploring...
To NBC 12 Virginia Intern Danny Sheepscrote, I implore you not to toss out this note because my life is...
October 11th, 2022 To The HR Rep Already Bored Of This Letter, I’m reaching out about a position with a...
Hey you stupid bastards! I’m bleeding out in front of you. Do something about it! This isn’t a joke or...
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Parents, Do you have trouble keeping your kids in line? Do they act out in church; rubbing their genitals on...
We didn’t even realize you were applying to schools in Idaho. Honestly, where is this coming from? Is this a...
In a world where you’re apprehensive around household pets because they all harbor the power to claim your life at...
This is notifying you of that you have legally just lost possession of your children. This is not a call...