Port Orange, FL – Angrily tossing beakers, lab coats, and mice carcasses into an open garbage can, local couple Vivian...
Charlotte, NC – Resolute in his decision, 7 year old Wesley Bottoms felt it was time to tell his parents...
Germantown, TN – Smiling blithely at the increasingly incorrect noises coming from their teenage daughter, Evelyn’s, violin, Hilda & Randall...
MEDFORD, MA – Struggling to contain her boredom as Candace Klotch drew her last breath, hospice nurse, Ulma Xenon softly...
MENTOR, OH – Straight-A student and train enthusiast, Waylan Beirut struggled to hold back tears when his parents sat him...
Moline, IL – Sporting little more than a crushed libido and dented forehead, Bojangles the kinky birthday piñata was disappointed...
Paterson, NJ – Frowning with indignation, 37-year-old Jim Prawfit expressed obstinate confusion when his friend, Ike Leechthroat informed her that...
Palatine, IL – Screeching at the nurse anesthetists to halt their sedation attempts as she struggled giving birth to her...
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Who doesn’t love hearing grownups adult-splain to you what you’re thinking? Just the bestest, right? Nice to finally get their...